It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
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