My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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