I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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