Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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