i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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