In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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