Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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