separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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