You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
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