he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Randomize
