not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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