I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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