after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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