I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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