My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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