Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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