Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
pray to the hookup gods
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
