He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Too much gin, very little bucket
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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