searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
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He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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