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Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
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Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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