Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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