it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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