This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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