Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Please don't give away my fajitas
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