i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
its not stalking. its research.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Randomize
