I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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She's the barista slut.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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