So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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