Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
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The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
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He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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