i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
