if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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Someone shattered a urinal.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
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After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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