you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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