you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize