He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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