Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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