First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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