I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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