dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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