no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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