I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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