i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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