I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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