He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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