But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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