My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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