Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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