am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
He did a backflip because drugs
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
