we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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