If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
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Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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