is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
vagina is talking i cant
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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