I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Randomize
