3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
where are my eyebrows?
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