So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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