Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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