Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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