And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Randomize
