Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Found the puke drawer
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You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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