i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
