READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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